hi i'm mariah and i've fallen in love with taylor swift, the vamps, and 5sos
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just a quick doodle :)
some amazing artist who just unwittingly crushed your dreams and entire soul (via toastoat) ←

burtoo:

Went to the ocean yesterday in the rain. 

Anonymous asked: PLEASE EXPLAIN THAT ELEPHANT PUN

the person gave the elephant for his room & said don’t mention it… and you know the saying ‘elephant in the room’ and how it tends to be ignored? yeah.

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

home-of-a-heart:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL

cummingtonites:

oh god they’re already reproducing

feelingtwentytwo:

I WISH I COULD WITNESS DRUNK TAYLOR SWIFT

annabethisterrified:

I love how both of the first books (The Lightning Thief and The Lost Hero) start off with an attractive but confused boy on a school bus with a scrawny best friend and a mythological teacher on their way to a doomed field trip involving flying monsters. Ah, parallels.

ivettehomestuck:

almondskeyess:

no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me

us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”

short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them

It’s because they’re closer to hell.

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

getoffmybloghoe:

tryna get the teachers attention likeimage

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans